staticsrecyclebin:

I’ve done it

I’ve created the perfect hentai creature

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When your teacher is pointing at you and you’re not sure if it’s really you…

sodamnrelatable:

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When your parents ask you to act like a normal person and you’re just like

sodamnrelatable:

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When you’re walking in the hallway at school and you don’t have enough time to talk to your friends, you walk by making a face.

sodamnrelatable:

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underneathesestairs:

So if you’re not signed into tumblr and you go on someone’s blog, you’ll see this

And if you click the “Join Tumblr” button the background will be a post that that person reblogged, so I did it from my brother’s blog and

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dirtyalec:

sometimes I close my eyes and I can’t see

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The awkward moment when you are using a car window as a mirror.

sodamnrelatable:

You’re all like:

You realise there are people in the car so you’re like:

Then the people in the car are like:

 

(Source: coralised)

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

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bricesander:

Miley speaks for us all. 

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“Hello, would you like a table?”

sodamnrelatable:

“Oh, is this a furniture store?”

(Source: lmaogtfo)